I've got a cow called Sparky &
another one called Thomas Wilson
I'd like to stay around a while but
I can't so I'm really gonna miss them

Sparky's got style, she's a groovy cow
But poor old Thomas, she just doesn't know how...
She's in a field with a cow called Sparky
And why she's called Thomas Wilson

They both live on my farmyard
But I keep them on a lanyard for good measure
Cos if they were to leave me well then surely that would grieve me
They're my treasures, yes they are

When I need milk I don't go to my brother
I go to Sparky,  she says "just pull the udder"
That's my cow called Sparky
and the other one
She's called Thomas Wilson

Mid 8
I love Sparky
I love Thomas Yes, I do