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A simple little comedic pop song, kind of kitsch, in the style of Ray Stevens.  Obviously, the name is a play on the title: 'Jailhouse Rock'.

*Featuring the vocals of Bimsley Wurstoff's polite American cousin, Franklyn Stellen-Baum Lorsi *

'Alehouse Jock'

There's a guy, who is a comeback king
In a black, shiny leather, '68 kind of thing
Well it's a one for the money,
and two for Alehouse Jock

He listens to Elvis most of the day
And when he goes out, he wears a mean 'DA' (see link)
People talk, but he don't care, cause he's
Alehouse Jock

Now don't you be deceived,
For he's not Crying In the Chapel
And if gossip is to be believed
A glass of whisky is always His Latest Flame

He says, Love me Tender, Love Me True
And forever I will be your GI Blue
Well it's a one for the money,
and two for Alehouse Jock

Now you might find Jock, one day
Lying In The Ghetto
But that doesn't mean to say
He is Always On My Mind

He says, Love me Tender, Love Me True
And forever I will be your GI Blue
Well it's a one for the money,
and two for Alehouse Jock