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Visit the zany world of Danderloo where east
meets west in an orgy of
oompah and belly dance










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Just like her husband Rocky Baroquey and his fondness for stairs, Lady Be B has a passion for scaffolding. In fact, that's how the couple met - at a 'Scaffold and Stairs Erecting' party. 

Elegant platforms are her trademark.  She has won many awards for her safe, yet aesthetically pleasing constructions.  Her most recent work comprised a 200 ft high structure made entirely of whelks!

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She is also credited as the liberator of the female Dalek community in recognition of building a scaffold so high it reached the Daleks home planet, Skaro.  One night she decided to climb it, and when she got to the top and saw how poorly the women Daleks were treated, she successfully campaigned for equality of pay for females in the Dalek world.  Hence, Lady Be B also became known as 'Queen Bup, Suffragette Queen of Daleks'.

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'Trantangulo'
"To dance the tango is one thing; to dance the tango on a moving train is another. Therein lies the dilemma."
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Editor's Choice:

'Rocky Baroquey'
"Too far to feel the sun, too close to see the moon"
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Featured original:

'Alehouse Jock'
"There's a guy, who is a comeback king In a black, shiny leather, '68 kind of thing"
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Featured Cover:

'I Cant Tell You Why'
Country Rock nostalgia (and the fight scene)
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