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Pokertooth

"If Gaga can sing about t' pokerface, then thou can sing 'bout t'pokertooth, can't thou?", said Lady Bea Bee, in a broad Yorkshire accent, to her adoring fans as she prepared to set off in her beautiful hot air balloon on another adventure to emphasise and epitomise the glorious work of females all over the world. However there has always been debate about her pulchritude. One lobby says she should have immediate dental repair because her one tooth mouth demeans her work, whereas another lobby says her solitary toothy smile actually raises her profile and takes the glare away from her poker addiction. The debate remains open...



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